We’re Not in Kansas Anymore

Back when I was a little girl, television didn’t run nonstop like it does now. There were only a few networks – CBS, NBC, ABC, maybe a few local stations – and they signed on early in the morning, and signed off at midnight or so with a hearty playing of the National Anthem. Hard to imagine, isn’t it?

Anyway, because networks didn’t run on a 24-hour schedule, movies were uncommon on searchTV. The Wizard of Oz ran once a year, at which time I planted myself on the gray carpeted floor right in front of the TV without moving for the entire movie. Once Dad broke down and bought us our first color television, the moment when Dorothy woke to find Oz in technicolor glory was unbelievably COOL.

But when I was really little, the only time most movies were on TV was late at night, long after I was tucked into the double bed next to my sister Jen. However, when I was probably 11 or 12, Mom told me that I had to go to bed at the same time as Jen on Saturday night, which was probably around 10. But if I could stay awake until she fell sound asleep, and further, could sneak out of bed without waking her, I could get up and watch the late night movie. Game on! I can still vividly recall inching my way to the edge of the bed and oh-so-carefully rolling out as quiet as a churchmouse, praying that I didn’t hear, “Where are you going, Kris?”

220px-born_yesterdayIt was one of the times that I managed to stay awake that I was able to watch a movie that I remember that my mom loved called Born Yesterday, starring Judy Holliday. The single thing that I remember from that movie was a scene in which Holliday’s character, a ditzy blond named Billie (who ultimately turned out to be not so ditzy) is playing gin rummy with her rotten-to-the-core boyfriend, and she drives him completely crazy as she gets ready to play the game. She moves her cards around. She messes with her hair. She picks up every card he lays down, and moves her cards around some more. And of course she eventually says, “Gin.” It’s a completely ridiculously funny scene. I remember that my mom laughed and laughed and laughed as she watched that scene. To this day, when I am playing gin rummy and I start moving my cards to the correct position, I think about Born Yesterday. Enjoy this clip……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT2XX8zYaZA

Now, prepare for the arrival of the Get Off My Lawn Crabby Kris.

Having been duly warned, I think many of you will agree with me that movies just aren’t as fun as they used to be. I love the old movies like Born Yesterday, His Girl Friday, Roman Holiday, The African Queen, Rear Window, The Philadelphia Story and The Apartment (my all-time favorite).

Now that thanks to this recent blog post, you all know why Bill is a member of the Screen Actors’ Guild, let’s talk about movies today. The relationship between movies today and Bill’s participation in the Screen Actors’ Guild is, of course, that he gets to screen movies in which actors will be considered for SAG awards. The movies considered by SAG are often the same as those considered for other awards such as Golden Globe or Academy Awards. And what have I learned over the past number of years since he’s been screening movies? I have learned that the powers-that-be in Hollywood like some really sad and depressing movies. I mean slit-your-wrist depressing. Year after year, this seems to be true.

And the 2016 movies that we have watched thus far are no different. We saw Jackie, starring Natalie Portman, the story of Jackie Kennedy in the days following the assassination. And then we watched Manchester on the Sea, which about did me in. I considered sticking my head in a gas oven, but happily, our oven is electric.

They are both contenders for many awards this year, particularly Manchester on the Sea. But without giving away the plot, I will tell you that my reaction to Manchester was that it was a very believable, but a very sad movie. The acting was quite good. The story was realistic. As always, at its conclusion, Bill asked me what I thought. I told him that I believed every part of that movie. I believe that a teenager would act just as the teenager in the movie acted. I believe that a man who went through what Casey Affleck’s character went through would behave just as he did.

But here’s the thing. I don’t want to believe in my movie. I want my movie to take me away someplace unbelievable. I want to laugh at a ridiculous scene where a ditzy blond is playing gin rummy. I want to sing along with Gene Kelly in the rain. I want to hang off the bow of the Titanic with Kate Winslet. I don’t want to see President Kennedy’s brains splattered onto Natalie Portman’s pink suit or try to find meaning in my life after losing everyone I love.

The good news is that we have yet to see Hidden Figures and La-La Land. I am optimistic.

This post linked to Grammy’s Grid.

9 thoughts on “We’re Not in Kansas Anymore

  1. You are not being grouchy you are being wise. I don’t want to watch those kind of movies either.
    So no joke, I’ve never heard of the movie Born Yesterday. Apparently because I was SLEEPING! I’m not mad at you, I’m just disappointed in you. Couldn’t you have shared this with me before now?!!

  2. We followed Manchester with Fences. Leaving the theater, I told DRM I had to see a happier movie even if we had to see Sing! Hidden Figures is on our list as is Lion. It seems to get a plot in a movie, it has to be sad anymore.

    • I saw Sing! It had a happy ending. I haven’t yet seen Fences, though I thought it was a happier film. Guess not. I really will never understand why Hollywood thinks movies have to be so damned realistic and depressing. Life is depressing enough!

  3. I’m with you, Kris. Life is hard enough. I’d like to see La La Land in the theatre but the last movie I saw in the theatre was … at least 4 years ago.
    Thanks for the clip. I adore old movies.

  4. I love this, Kris. I’m so with you on movies of late being soooooo depressing. I long for the happy. But, I must admit, I lean toward depressing films, for some reason. Manchester By The Sea is one I’ve rilly, rilly, rilly wanted to see but it left local theaters too quickly. (I envy your hubby’s SAG screening perk!) I suppose the bottom line is I just freakin’ love movies… of all sorts (except Kung Fu fighting sorts!). 😀

    I popped over after linking up on Grammy’s Grid. Happy to see you there! ♥

  5. Love this post Kris. The Wizard of Oz was part of my childhood too. I loved every year when it aired on tv. I remember when we could only see it in black and white. Thank you for sharing this post at the Wednesday AIM Link Party. I shared it on my social media sites.

  6. I also remember growing up and looking forward to the movies that came on only once a year. The Christmas movies were the same way. I do not like to watch sad movie either. I want to laugh or shed a tear for a happy ending. I love the part where you considered sticking your head in the oven!! haha

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