Friday Book Whimsy: White Collar Girl

I graduated from Journalism School in 1977 and immediately got a job as a reporter on a small-town newspaper. Even in 1977, journalism was largely a man’s world. Though my editor was a woman, she was likely editor because her father owned the newspaper. She and I were the only two women in the entire organization.

Given all of this, I was interested in reading White Collar Girl, a novel by Renee Rosen. Rosen is the author of three other books, all of which take place in Chicago, as did White Collar Girl. This novel takes on the world of journalism in the 1950s, when being a woman reporter was nearly unheard of except for the society pages.

The novel’s protagonist, Jordan Walsh, is the child of two reporters-cum-authors, both of whom were quite successful in their own right back in the day. Jordan’s brother had also been a reporter for the Chicago Sun-Times, but died mysteriously in a hit-and-run accident that didn’t seem to be very well-investigated by the Chicago Police Department. The Walsh family has never quite come to grips with his death.

So Jordan is proud and pleased to be offered a job with the Chicago Tribune, thinking this, finally, would bring her family out of their depression. She is ambitious, and while she is hired to work on the so-called women’s pages, she is optimistic that she will be able to become an ace general news reporter through hard work and great writing.

Things aren’t going along very well until Jordan finds a confidential source who is feeding her such good information that she finally captures the attention of the editors. Through grit and tenacity, she begins to build her own success. However, the source quickly helps her realize that her brother’s death was certainly no accident, and she might be next.

I wanted to like this book. I mean, look at the cover. It’s beautiful. I loved the period feel to the novel. I think the author totally captured the way life was in the 1950s, particularly for women. I loved her descriptions of the clothes and the city and the cars and the attitudes and the frustrations Jordan met along the way.

I just didn’t love the book. I can’t say it was awful, mostly for the reasons stated above. But the writing was so slow. It seemed as though I would read and read and read and only get through a few pages. The mystery of her brother’s death was fairly predictable, and the ending was abrupt and weird, almost like the author got just as tired of writing the book as I did reading it and just wrapped it up quickly.

Much as I would like, I simply can’t overwhelmingly recommend this novel.

Here is a link to the book.

RIP

Don’t bother me; I’m in mourning.

Oh, don’t worry. I’m not mourning the loss of a person I love. I don’t know anyone who has recently died. As far as I know, all of my loved ones are alive and kicking.

No, what I’m mourning is the loss of (sob) sushi.

The other morning Bill was reading the news as he does every morning from his iPad. If he runs into something he finds particularly interesting or something that he thinks I might find particularly interesting, he will relay to me basically the headline without even looking up from his reading.

That is, for example, how I found out about Broncos Coach Gary Kubiak resigning. A simple oh, that’s interesting; Kubiak is quitting the Broncos from Bill. There is a bombshell like this casually recited to me nearly every day. But none has hit me quite as hard as his recent oh, that’s interesting; you can get tapeworms from American salmon.

Wait, what? He looked up.

Yes, he went on. I guess salmon from Japan has always had the possibility of tapeworms, but now they have discovered tapeworm larvae in wild salmon from western United States.

Which is basically where American restaurants and grocery stores get all of its salmon. OMG. Tapeworms.

Instantly, flashbacks to an episode (oh hell, it might have been three or four episodes) of the television show House flashed through my mind. I could clearly remember the patient’s symptoms. I could scarcely forget the vivid shots of the GIGANTIC tapeworm in House’s patient’s stomach.

“What publication are you reading this in?” I asked him frantically, hoping with all my might it was from The Onion, or maybe something from Glenn Beck.

“USA Today,” he said. Rats. Not crazy enough to be wrong.

I have subsequently seen articles from CNN, Washington Post, Chicago Tribune…. I could go on and on. (Don’t say on and on. It reminds me of a tapeworm.)

I became agitated, and immediately began considering my personal stomach issues and how/if my symptoms are similar to those related to having a tapeworm. I quickly decided they weren’t for reasons I will spare you from reading. But that didn’t mean it couldn’t still happen.

If I continue eating salmon nigari sushi or spicy salmon rolls. Which I won’t. At least not until they figure out a way to eradicate tapeworm forever from salmon. Frankly, I may never eat fish again.

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Rest in Peace

Actually, the articles go on to say generally speaking, having a tapeworm isn’t that bad. YES IT IS. They also go on to say that if the fish is cooked thoroughly or frozen, the tapeworm larvae is killed. BUT IT’S STILL THERE. I DON’T WANT IT THERE, DEAD OR ALIVE.

Life as I know it has changed forever, or until someone figures out how to rid all salmon of tapeworm larvae. After all, if we can put a man on the moon…….