I Have All These Gadgets So Why Aren’t I a Better Cook?

Every Friday one of my favorite bloggers – Big Mama – posts different fashion finds. I pore over these gorgeous clothes and shoes lustfully, thinking they are gorgeous but knowing that I couldn’t wear the majority of them in a million years – I’m too short, too old, too chubby, or too likely to fall on my behind in the chunky heels.

But cooking paraphernalia is a different ball of wax altogether. I am the queen of kitchen gadgets. If I go into a kitchen store, well let’s just say I never come out empty-handed. I always find something that I can’t imagine I cooked without for 40 years.

Unfortunately, many of the things I buy get used once or twice and then begin to gather dust on my counters or in my drawers until such time as I take them downstairs to the Room For All Things That Haven’t Been Used in 25 Years. (Look it up. All long-time homeowners have such a room.) There they will continue to gather even more dust until we die and our children have to sell the house.

When Jen and Bill and I bought this house in Arizona, it made us stop and think about what kinds of things were really important to be comfortable.  In particular, we began thinking about what we needed to be able to cook meals. We started out using kitchen hand-me-downs from Maggie and others – sort of like back in college. But when Bill and I started spending the winter here, I began missing some of my kitchen goodies.

So, instead of gorgeous clothing, I am going to tell you the things that I consider so important that I either have already bought them for the Arizona house, or will very soon.

Lodge Cast Iron Skillet with Lid

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A cast iron skillet is truly one thing I can’t live without in the kitchen, and Lodge is the best. Back in Denver, I own a 12-inch and a 15-inch, both with lids. I use them primarily to fry steaks and to fry chicken. There is nothing better in which to fry chicken than cast iron. Period. Because I have a large family – both in Denver and here in Arizona – the 15-inch skillet is a must. Otherwise I spend hours frying chicken. Here in Arizona I decided to buy the 10-1/4 inch instead of the 12-inch. Better for cooking for two, and considerably lighter. I find it difficult to get the 15-inch out of the oven by myself because of it’s weight.

I consider the lid to be important, but it comes separately, and is every bit as expensive as the skillet itself. It’s a personal decision.

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By the way, another great place to find a cast iron skillet at a decent price is an Army-Navy Surplus store.

Digital meat thermometer

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I am not terribly concerned about the brand, though Taylor makes a good one. I use the thermometer whenever I make a roast, either in the oven or on the grill. A good digital thermometer is the difference between nice juicy meat and an expensive rib roast becoming beef jerky. I could not make a decent turkey or a standing rib roast before I discovered this magical item.

Garlic Press

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I had to be sold on this item, but once I was a convert, I haven’t looked back. For years I tried different brands, some quite expensive. They never worked for me. But my sisters convinced me to try the garlic press from Pampered Chef, and I will confirm that they’re right. It works great. You don’t even have to remove the peel. Simple, fast way to get garlic into your food.

Tiny Paring Knife

I absolutely love my little paring knife. In fact, I first used such a knife at my mother-in-law’s house, and immediately loved it, and began searching for it. They are not easy to find, at least not the ones I want. That’s because I’m the only one left on earth who is so enamored with this particular item. One of my sons thinks I’m crazy for liking this so much. “They are too small to be useful and not very sharp,” says he. I, on the other hand, love them for CERTAIN jobs. Like cutting up an apple or strawberry. I have found them at the Ace Hardware in my Denver neighborhood, but not all Ace Hardwares carry them. They are very inexpensive, so I buy them by the handsful! Here’s a picture so that you can see how much smaller it is than a regular paring knife…

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8 c. Pyrex Measuring Cup  

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I had no idea how much I loved this big measuring cup with the handle until I was here and didn’t have one. They are useful for melting chocolate or marshmallows in the microwave. I love them for muffins and cupcakes and filling all sorts of pans with batter. I’m not sure why, but I prefer the Pyrex over the plastic versions.

 Wustoff Classic 6 in Chef Knife

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Brand name is a personal choice. Size is also a personal choice. But a good cook needs a good chef’s knife. Wustoff Classic is the brand of choice for me. I like the 6-inch chef knife because my hands are small, but larger knives are more popular by far. Keep the knife sharp and take good care of it (no dishwasher and be careful on your granite!)

Silpat Baking Sheet

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I seriously don’t know how I lived without them all the years before I had these amazing sheets. (Now if that isn’t hyperbole, I don’t know what is.) They make cookie baking so simple. They are easy to clean too. Surprisingly expensive, but buy two because that way you will have a tray of cookies waiting to go in the oven when you take the finished cookies out.

Here are things I don’t yet own in Arizona but intend to buy:

Cuisinart 9-cup food processor

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I fought the idea of a food processor for a long time – years, in fact. But I finally tested the waters by buying an inexpensive brand at Walmart to see if I would use it. I did. I chop up foods. I make pie crusts. I prepare dips and pesto and chimichurri and salsa and all kinds of sauces. In fact, the one at home I used so much it stopped working – likely a result of being inexpensive. So I bought a Cuisinart and love it. For many things, I could get by with a much smaller food processor – a mini food processor, in fact. But for pie crusts I need a larger one. Make sure if you buy it at Bed Bath and Beyond that you use the 20 percent coupon!

 

Kitchenaid Stand Mixer  

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I will tell you that if there was one item in my kitchen that you would have to pry out of my cold, dead hands, it would be my Kitchenaid stand mixer. I would own one here in Arizona right now if counter space wasn’t an issue. I almost never use any other mixer besides the standing mixer. I use it A LOT to knead bread.There are, of course, many sizes, colors, speeds, etc. The one I have at home is somewhat of an upgraded version. When I finally buy one here, it will be smaller and with less power. Since these puppies last forever, you can also look for one on ebay or Craigs List. They are worth every penny you spend and every inch of counter space you give up.

Le Creuset French Oven

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I have come to the conclusion that is you are going to buy an enamel-lined iron Dutch Oven, it should be a Le Creuset enamel-lined French Oven. I have tried less expensive brands and they just aren’t the same. Your food cooks perfectly, the clean-up is surprisingly easy, and they make you feel, well, so French. I do struggle with the interior getting discolored, wanting it always to look just like the day I bought it. But the discoloration has no impact on the cooking. In Denver, I bought a 7-1/4 qt oven, which is waaaay to big for my needs. When I finally spring for one here, it will be the 5-1/2 qt. Maybe even smaller. I bought mine at the Le Creuset outlet store. Amazon’s price was similar.

There you have it — my critical gadgets list. Someday soon I will post about the things you DON’T need in the kitchen.

By the way, I asked my sisters what they’re favorite kitchen gadgets/appliances are.

Bec’s: her toaster oven, paring knife, and garlic press.

Jen’s: her mini food processor, Cuisinart juicer, Keurig coffee maker

 

Today’s recipe is a grilled dessert.

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Ingredients

1 whole fresh pineapple, cut into slices OR a can of sliced pineapple

Brown sugar

Cinnamon

1 frozen or homemade pound cake loaf, thickly sliced

Whipped cream or ice cream

Process

Cut fresh pineapple into thick slices OR use canned sliced pineapple. Liberally sprinkle both sides with brown sugar and cinnamon about 30 minutes before grilling. Grill for about 5 minutes on each side, until there are grill marks.

At the same time, place the slices of pound cake on the grill. Cook for approximately 5 minutes per side, or until there are grill marks.

Place pineapple slices on top of the grilled pound cake and serve with ice cream or whipped cream.

Nana’s Notes: I used canned pineapple and was very generous with the brown sugar and cinnamon. Fresh pineapple would definitely be yummier, but the canned worked just fine. I loved the sort of crunch the pound cake got from the grilling. Delicous dessert.

 

 

 

 

Pranked!

imgresIf you look up the word gullible in the dictionary, you will see my face. I’ve been this way since I was a small child I’m afraid. My childhood best friend – who had a wicked pranking streak – had a field day with me. She could convince me of anything.

April Fool’s Day was made for people like me. To be the victim, that is. I don’t know how many April Fools jokes have been played on me, and I’ve fallen for them all. Look, it’s Haley’s Comet! Yep. I looked every time.

I often tried to be the April Fools prankster, but it never worked. I’m not sure if I was simply not creative enough to come up with a good joke or if I just gave it away by blinking too hard while making the play. No matter. It rarely worked for me.

A couple of years ago I was driving my granddaughter Addie home from piano lessons on April 20140302_143503Fool’s Day. April 1st. In Colorado. Might even have been some snow on the ground. Anyway, we are driving out of the neighborhood where her piano teacher lived when suddenly Addie says, “Nana, did you see that back there?”

“See what?” I replied.

“A huge yard of daisies,” she said. “They were really pretty.”

Again, it’s April 1st. Spring has barely sprung in Colorado. But she’s my granddaughter and I didn’t doubt her for a minute. I sincerely believed her. I quickly did a U-turn and went back down the block.

Oh. My. Heavens. Did that girl ever laugh! “April Fool’s Day!” she happily chirped.

Ladies and gentlemen, I haven’t heard the end of that since that day. She tells the story to everyone who will listen (she is a McLain, after all). So yesterday, it being April Fool’s Day and all, I concocted a scheme that would prank Miss Adelaide Grace.

I decided to send her a photo of me with a scorpion tattoo. One, she would be shocked that her Nana got a tattoo. Two, ooooooo, a scorpion. I sent a text to her mom letting her know my plan so that she wouldn’t be shocked when she got a photo of me with a tattoo.

Of course, I didn’t want to actually get a real tattoo. So I began the hunt for a temporary tattoo. I checked the party store. They had them but Cinderella was not the look I was going for. I called tattoo parlors to see if they would have temporary tattoos. No go. I even went into what is referred to as a “Smoke Shop.” In my high school and college days we would have called that a head shop. You know, where they sell tobacco wrapping papers and hookah pipes and pipes for other uses as well.

As an aside, let me just tell you that the young man working in this so-called smoke shop was quite surprised to see me walk in. But he was as nice as could be to me. It was a no-go on the tattoos and he referred me back to the party store, likely thinking a Cinderella tattoo was just what I was looking for.

20140401_140643In the end, Bill printed out a scorpion and we glued it to my arm. He took my photo and we sent it to Addie via her mom’s phone, and waited for the reply.

It came a bit later. A text from her mom’s phone:

“Nana, this is Addie here. Nice try. I knew you were lying so I scrolled up only to find your earlier conversation with mom. You two should have made this a separate text.”

See? Getting pranking lessons from my 11-year-old granddaughter.

Anyway, she went on to say, “Maggie fell off the zipline this morning and broke her arm. She chose a purple cast.”

Panicked, I telephoned immediately to find out little Maggie’s broken bone status, and was greeted with nothing but laughter. Yes, my friends, April Fools. A new story for Addie to tell.

Today’s recipe is a grilled side dish.

20140330_181703Grilled Garlic Potatoes, courtesy Allrecipes.com

Ingredients

6 medium baking potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced

1 large white onion, sliced

3 T. butter, sliced

3 cloves garlic, minced

1 t. chopped fresh parsley

salt and pepper to taste

1 c. shredded Cheddar cheese

Process

Preheat grill for high heat. Arrange potato slices, separated by onion and butter slices, on a large piece of aluminum foil. Top with garlic, and season with parsley, salt, and pepper. Tightly seal potatoes in the foil

Place on the preheated grill and cook 20 minutes, turning once, or until potatoes are tender.

Sprinkle potatoes with Cheddar cheese,reseal foil packets, and continue cooking 5 minutes, until cheese is melted.

 

 

 

For Better, For Worse

think outside the bunAt long last, a few years ago we began hearing statistics indicating that the U.S. divorce rate was on the decline. That was good news because for a while the rate was rising so quickly that it seemed people were preparing for divorced before they even got married. “Just want to have the paperwork ready Honey.”

I don’t know how I stumbled upon this fact – or why – but apparently researchers from the University of Minnesota  recently discovered that when the study showing the decline was conducted, the population was younger. Apparently if you standardize the study for age, the party poopers at U of Minnesota say the divorce rate is actually rising. They all celebrated afterwards with a Hamms, some pickled herring, and a visit to their divorce lawyers.

None of the talk about one-out-of-two-marriages-ending- in-divorce ever surprised me. In fact, I’m always amazed and impressed that ANY marriage lasts. You take two people, often from completely different backgrounds with completely dissimilar problem solving approaches and totally opposite outlooks on religion, politics, and choices of pizza toppings and tell them they will remain together for the rest of their lives, well, not always easy.

By the way, this odd blog post isn’t some bizarre way that I’m going to announced that Bill and I Weddingare becoming statistics. We are happily married, thank you very much. It’s just that sometimes I’ll come across an article that will get me thinking. And that article got me to thinking about how hard marriage really is.

When Bill and I were first married, we had both been single for quite some time. We were, well, set in our ways. So for the first two or three years of our life together, we worked really hard on making sure the other knew who was boss. Man did we each try to control the other.

Bill did it calmly. I threw temper tantrums. Take the time I was mad at him for somethingimages or other. I had a Taco Bell spicy green bean burrito in my hand at the time (thankfully still wrapped) and threw it at him across the kitchen. He ducked, and the burrito landed behind him and slid under the refrigerator.

We had to take a time out so that we could work together to move the refrigerator out so that I could get the broom and maneuver the burrito out from behind. By time we worked together to get the refrigerator back into place, our high emotions were diffused. That’s one way to solve the problem. And a metaphor for marital tranquility.

Over the years we were able to figure out what was important and what wasn’t. We still disagree but there are no more burritos flying through our house. We found out neither one of us has to control the other. Plus we started eating tacos and they’re more unwieldy.

I’d like to think that life together gets easier for everyone as the years go by, but I also stumbled upon an article in the Washington Post that indicates that one of the reasons divorce rates aren’t going down is because more and more baby boomers are getting a divorce. Apparently after the kids leave home, the idea of staying with Stan or Norma for another 20 years just isn’t cutting it for many. That makes me sad. In the words of that great philosopher Jimmy Buffett, “We are the people our parents warned us about.”

If I could give any advice to our married kids (which I seriously try never to do when it comes to marriage; after all, I’m a 50% success/failure rate myself), it would be to remember just what it is that made you fall in love with your spouse and try to find and appreciate it every single day. And most importantly, pick your battles. You don’t always have to win.

 

I mentioned yesterday that this week I am cooking an entire meal on the grill. We finished our appetizers and are moving on to our main course. I found a barbecue recipe that is really one of the most delicious I have ever tasted. I used it last night on chicken, but its smoky goodness would be delicious on ribs or pulled pork as well.

20140330_181411Smoky Barbecue Sauce, courtesy Ree Drummond, The Pioneer Woman

Ingredients

1 T. canola oil

¼ whole onion, diced

2 cloves garlic, minced

1 c. ketchup

¼ c. plus 2 T. packed brown sugar

4 T. white vinegar

1 T. Worcestershire sauce

1/3 c. molasses

4 T. Chipotle Adobo Sauce (the adobo sauce chipotle peppers are packed in)

Dash of salt

Process

Heat canola oil in a saucepan over medium-low heat. Add onion and garlic, and cook for five minutes, stirring, being careful not to burn them. Reduce heat to low. Add all remaining ingredients and stir. Simmer for 30 minutes. Taste after simmering and add whatever ingredient it needs (more spice, more sugar, etc.)

Nana’s Notes: As I said, I used the sauce for barbecued chicken. I cooked seasoned chicken thighs on the grill for about 30 minutes, then added the barbecue sauce and grilled them for another 10 minutes or so. The sauce was delicious. It was kind of spicy from the adobo sauce, but the sauce gave it a smoky flavor as well, and there was just the right amount of sweetness.

 

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A Matter of Time

20140329_192334Bill and I were driving down Brown Road in Mesa on Saturday. As we passed Red Mountain High School, we noticed they were hosting their annual Red Mountain High School Mountain Lion Carnival.

Time travel flashback, BIG TIME.

I made Bill stop the car so that we could take a look-see. It wasn’t hard to convince him, as this is the man who decided we should attend a circus in Honfleur, France, when we were there in 2008. This man likes to be entertained.

Here’s where the flashback came in. Every year at the end of July, my home town – being the county seat – hosts the Platte County Fair. When I was growing up, it was a big deal for the whole county, as there typically wasn’t a lot to do.

So every year when the fair was in town, my mom and dad would take all of their kids to the fair.

Here were the rules:

We only went at night because, well for heaven’s sake, the lights are so pretty. There’s nothing like the lights of a ferris wheel in the dark.

Mom WOULD NOT BE ACCOMPANYING US on the rides. No way, Jose. Wasn’t going to happen. If we needed an escort, it might be Dad, but more than likely would be Bec.

The only games we could play were those that were not games of chance. In other words, no tossing balls at milk cans, only picking up ducks that have numbers on their butt that correlate with some sort of prize. It didn’t matter if the prize was only a pencil. If Dad was going to fork over a quarter, his kids were going to have something to show for it.

Man we loved the Platte County Fair.

Well, most of the Gloor kids anyway. Three-fourths of them.

Now let me just tell you a bit about the Gloor kids. While Bec – then and now – would not hesitate to bungee jump from Mount Everest, the rest of us are big fat chickens. Still, Jen and I would swallow hard and ride the tilt-a-whirl or the ferris wheel, despite the apparent GRAVE danger. We were game as long as we didn’t go upside down. We trusted in God and Mom to keep us safe.

Then there was Dave. I don’t think he even rode the merry-go-round because the horses might somehow become unattached and fall off the platform. As for anything that left the ground, it was a no-go. “It’s just a matter of time,” he would say, as he still does. A matter of time to what? Why, plummet, of course.

Bill and I wandered a bit around the carnival Saturday, not chancing any of the rides ourselves. Neither Bill nor I would even consider considering riding this danger trap…

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Much prettier in the dark (yes, we went back to see the lights at night)….

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The tilt-a-whirl always made me throw up. That, too, was a no-go….

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But the people-watching was great. In particular, I found the people staffing the booths – the carnies – to be fascinating. I can’t imagine their life. While they get to see a lot of the United States, judging from the looks of it, dental benefits aren’t part of their comprehensive benefits package.

Now that wasn’t very nice. I’m sure they don’t envy my life either. Probably never yearned to be a corporate communicator when they grew up, even if it allowed me to keep my teeth. You don’t really need teeth to eat cotton candy.

I just have to tell one more tale on my brother. He won’t mind because he tells it himself.

Once when the fair was in town, my mother somehow roped my father into taking my brother – who admittedly was fairly young at the time – to the fair during the afternoon. Hardly anyone was there so they had the rides mostly to themselves. Somehow my father was able to persuade my brother to ride the BABY roller coaster. Well, Friends, once the BABY roller coaster got going, my brother was so frightened that he screamed each time he would pass by my father, “Make them stop this this ride.” You know, the BABY roller coaster. Finally, my father gave in and talked the ride operator into stopping the ride so that his son could disembark. I’m sure the operator was thrilled. I know my dad was.

But, after all, it was just a matter of time.

Here is a picture of the baby roller coaster at this weekend’s carnival….

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Perhaps the one at our County Fair was scarier……

 

This week I’m going to show you how you can cook an entire meal — from appetizers to dessert — on the grill. Being able to cook on the grill is critical in Arizona, especially in the spring and summer when it is really too hot to fire up the oven.

We’ll start with an appetizer — one that happens to be one of my husband’s favorites.

20140330_172738Grilled Chicken Livers Wrapped in Bacon

Ingredients

12 fresh chicken livers, halved

1 t. seasoned salt

12 slices of bacon, cut in half

Process

Preheat your grill.

Sprinkle each ½ chicken liver with seasoned salt to taste. Wrap ½ slice bacon around each chicken piece and fasten with a toothpick. Place on grill. Grill for 5 to 7 minutes. Turn pieces over and grill another 5 to 7 minutes, or until livers are cooked through and no longer pink inside. Serve hot.

Nana’s Notes: While these were on the grill, Bill said to me, “Chicken livers wrapped in bacon really are my favorite appetizer.” Shame on me for taking 21-1/2 years to make them for him. They were simple and so delicious. They are now my favorite appetizer too.

 

What Can I Get You Doll?

No matter how rich or powerful, we all get old.

Wealth and power doesn’t stop us from getting old.

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Our times are in his hand who saith, ‘A whole I planned, youth shows but half; Trust God: See all, nor be afraid! – Robert Browning

Every once in a while I will happen to glance at myself in the mirror as I’m washing my face at night and a woman with graying hair and wrinkles around the mouth, eyes, and neck will look back at me. Egad! When did that happen?

I have written before about how surprising it is to find ourselves growing old. Except for the fact that I struggle to open jars because of my arthritis and I can’t read a thing without my reading glasses and I sometimes have trouble remembering where I put the car keys (but thankfully still know what car keys are for), I hardly notice myself getting older.

I clearly remember when this phenomenon became perfectly clear to me. I was in Nebraska at one of my high school class reunions, maybe the 30th. I was shopping with my very best friend (and very best friends can be brutally honest). “Look at that woman,” she said to me, pointing at the sales clerk. “How old do you think she is?”

“I don’t know, maybe 60?” I replied.

“She is our age,” was my BFF’s startling response.

“Nuh uh,” I firmly said. “She’s old.”

“I know,” said my friend. “So are we.”

When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. – Victor Hugo

I recently read an article in the AARP magazine that comes to our house whether we want it to or not.

And I’m going to go off on a tangent here, so bear with me. My husband is 11 years older than I. I turned 39 in 1992, the year we got married. Bill turned 50 and became a member of AARP. I clearly remember when he handed me my AARP card. “What in blazes is this?” I remember saying. “I am not old enough to be a member of AARP.”

“On the contrary,” he replied, “by virtue of the fact that you are my wife and I am a member of AARP, you are automatically a member too.”

That was wrong on so many levels.

OK, I’m back from my tangent, but still bitter as you can see, despite being quite eligible for AARP membership without being anyone’s wife at this point.

But back to the AARP Magazine. The article, cleverly titled You’re Old, I’m Not, was about the fact that we don’t think of ourselves as growing old. In fact, according to the article, the older we get, the age at which we would describe someone as “old” goes up. That’s not too surprising. For example, people in their 40s said 63; people in their 50s said 68; people in their 60s said 73; and people in their 70s said 75. People any older than that were too busy playing with their abacuses to be bothered.

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. – Practically everyone over the age of 60

I really don’t mind aging as long as I remain healthy enough to keep up with my grandkids. And grandkids help keep you healthy – and, of course, humble. They are not a bit reluctant to tell you that you are old. That’s okay. One day they too will be 60.

If I ever forget that I am aging, I am quickly reminded when I go to a restaurant and the server calls me Honey. Or Sweetie. Or, as a recent restaurant, Doll. Doll? That particular offensive salutation came from a male server at one of the restaurants at Sky Harbor Airport here in Phoenix. He called me Doll more than once. After dismissing my initial notion to smack him, I seriously considered adding only a dollar tip to my credit card receipt and letting him know it would have been significantly more had he just not called me DOLL! Doll?

I’m happy (and lucky) to have a really good life, a fun and loving husband, great family and friends, and the ability to live in Arizona in the winter and Colorado in the summer. What’s more, I wouldn’t want to go back and live my 20- or 30- or even 40-something period over again. In fact, I’m just where I want to be.

And the above photo really has little to do with this blog post. I simply loved the photo. Talk about growing old together! And I’ll bet he didn’t hand Her Highness a premature AARP card.

 

Eatin’ Some ‘Q

searchThe Phoenix metropolitan area does like them some festivals.

Here are just a few: Indian Festival in Cave Creek, Heritage Days in Apache Junction, Festival of the New Oil in Queen Creek (an olive oil festival), Food Truck Festival in Scottsdale, Folk Fest in Gilbert, Lost Dutchman Days in Apache Junction, Ostrich Festival in Chandler, Aloha Fest in Tempe, Wisconsin Fest in Fountain Hills, Chihuahua Races in Chandler, and Japan Festival in Phoenix. Whew. I have attended a total of none of these undoubtedly fun events. But I did attend a dog show. Remember?

I think the weather contributes to the plethora of festivals. The communities have to squeeze a bunch of fun into about five months when it is reasonable to be outdoors. Mostly the festivals run from January to April or May.

Saturday Bill and I joined Bec and her family at the Great American BBQ and Beer Festival in Chandler. Saturday was our third shot at attending this particular festival. The past two years have been less than stellar festival visits for a variety of reasons (not the least of which was falling ill to stomach flu while at the event – barbecue and barf are not a good combination).

Third time was a charm for us. The weather was perfect. We got there early enough to be somewhat ahead of the crowds. Tickets were free thanks to the generosity of my nephew Erik.

There were no ostriches, Chihuahuas, hula dancers or plastic cheese hats on anyone’s head. Simply very yummy food, lively country music, and lots of beer. What’s not to love?

We weren’t there very long when a man walked by carrying a plate piled high with drippyman w bbq nachos yummy goodness; such goodness in fact that I had to stop him in his tracks and ask WHAT IS THAT? and more importantly WHERE DID YOU GET IT? He pointed me in the right direction and I ordered up some Spicy Barbecued Nachos.

These were not nachos in the strictest sense of the word – for one thing, no tortilla chips. The foundation consisted of delicious homemade potato chips (you could watch them cut the potatoes and drop them in the hot oil; it doesn’t get any fresher than that). Once the hot chips were put onto the plate, they were covered with melted cheese, onions, jalapenos, pulled pork, barbecue sauce, and (to present the illusion of healthiness) finished off with a sprinkling of fresh cilantro. A-YUM!

Here’s a close-up…

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Here’s a little-known fact about Bill McLain. It’s not a festival unless he has a turkey leg turkey legin his hand. Festivals bring out the Fred Flintstone in him. And here’s a little-known fact about me. It’s not a festival unless I can dip an ear of corn into butter and sprinkle it with salt and cayenne pepper. So we were very happy.

I chose ribs over a turkey leg, and I always will. Turkey legs are a bit too Henry VIII for me. Bec and I split up and got our ribs from two different joints. Consumer testing, donchaknow. She won. Tom’s over Sally’s for any Arizonans reading this blog. bbq and corn

 

 

 

 

Our food bill:

BBQ Nachos, $10

Ear of Corn, $4 x 2 = $8

Turkey Leg, $12 (whaaaaaat?)

5 rib bones, $10

Beer, $5 x 2 = $10

Glass of iced tea, $4

Fun of eating delicious BBQ in perfect weather with great people watching, priceless

So, while we could have eaten cheaper off the dollar menu at McDonalds, it certainly wouldn’t have been more delicious or more fun. And I have yet to see any notice for the “It’s Almost (But Not Quite) Beef” Festival. But I will keep my ears open.

 

 

Eating Sugar

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Our grandsons Joseph and Micah enjoy their sugar-on-snow, a tasty Vermont treat.

There are very many good things about living in the United States of America. One of the good things is that because of its sheer size and the diversity of the population, there are all sorts of interesting local customs. It’s one of the things that I like best about travel – learning about fun and unique customs that you would never see in your home town.

I remember thinking about the size and diversity of the USA when we traveled in Europe. People are always talking about how cool it is that they drive small, gas-efficient cars in Europe. WELL OF COURSE THEY DO. Driving through France is like driving through Colorado. Well, maybe Texas. But I’m trying to make a point here. Try driving from Arizona to New Jersey in a car the size of a washing machine. No fun.

Anyway, I’m getting off on a tangent, because I really want to focus on the local customs. And in particular, the local customs in Vermont.

Our daughter Heather and her family live in Montpelier, Vermont. As we have been enjoying our lovely warm weather here in Arizona, they have been experiencing a typical New England winter – in some ways maybe not even as bitter as some, at least in Montpelier. We never fail to point out our lovely weather when we talk to them. If we are using Facetime, Bill will very often show them our sunshine and flowers. They are not amused. Particularly last week when they were hunkered down for an expected 22 inches of snow.

Lauren grew up in Vermont. She and Heather connected up in New York City, lived there for a bit, but decided the small town life was what they wanted once they began their family. While Heather was born and grew up in Denver, she is a small town girl at heart. So Montpelier is perfect for both of them.

Montpelier is an amazing community. There are only about 7,700 folks living there, despite the fact that it is the state’s capital. It is not unheard of to go for a walk and go from one end of town to the other. And it is a typical New England town. There are red, white, and blue buntings on the front porches, under which sit the home’s inhabitants reading a book. They will stop and wave to you whether they know you or not. If it wasn’t for the 22 inches of snow and the fact that I can’t get cell service, I would live there. Well, probably not, but it is a pretty town.

Vermont, as you likely know, is about all things maple. Now I am not particularly a fan of the maple flavor, unless it’s syrup on my pancakes (and then it’s really about the butter). But I will tell you that when we visited them last summer and I tasted my first
maple creemee, well my life changed forever. That, with a side of an apple donut, is Ice Cream Bob's Creemeeheaven on earth. Despite my alleged ambivalence to maple, I ate me my share of maple creemees. I want one now.

When we were talking to them last week, our 4-year-old grandson Joseph mentioned they had eaten sugar-on-snow the weekend before. I assumed that was what Addie calls “Snow-Made Ice Cream” and mentioned that to Joseph.

Oh no, I was told. Sugar-on-snow has nothing to do with ice cream.

Here’s what I learned: in spring, when the days start getting warm but the nights are still cold, maple farmers begin tapping their trees as the sap begins to run. Vermonters – always looking for a way to celIMG_6442ebrate maple – begin holding or attending sugar-on-snow parties or events. At these parties, the sap is brought to a boil. It is then poured
onto clean snow that has been collected for the express purpose of having the sap poured onto it. As the sap cools, it can be lifted onto a stick or fork and eaten. As it continues to cool, it hardens more and more. According to Lauren, the tradition is to serve the sugar-on-snow along with donuts (presumably the delicious apple donuts) and a dill pickle. The pickle is supposed to cut the sweetness of the maple taffy. I’m not sure what the purpose of the donut is except how can you go wrong serving a donut with anything?

I love that Joseph and his brother Micah are growing up learning their small-town traditions.

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Important Things in Life

Sometimes what happens in life is inexplicable.

This weekend I learned something heartbreaking about someone with whom I once was close. He has been diagnosed with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS, more commonly referred to as Lou Gehrig’s disease). The news makes me very sad.

He is a good man, a good father, a good husband, and a good friend — further proof that good people are not exempt from bad things. That doesn’t seem fair, but it’s the way it is. I haven’t spoken to him (save a few words at my son’s wedding) for almost 30 years, but I pray that God’s arms will be wrapped around him and his family over the next few years.

News like this never fails to remind me of what is important in life. Unfortunately, I think I could be reminded every morning and then forget every day before the sun goes down. WE ONLY HAVE A LIMITED TIME ON EARTH. We must never, ever take this time for granted.

And yet we do. Or at least I do. I’ll bet a day doesn’t go by that I don’t say something mean about someone or complain about someone’s actions, or maybe don’t call someone who would like to hear my voice or point out how something inconvenienced me. And I profess to be a good person. Ha.

I’m happy to say that I don’t think there is anyone with whom I am estranged but there are certainly people with whom I don’t work very hard at relationship. I take them for granted.

Having spent a month in the hospital a few years ago with a condition which could have had dire results, you would think forgiveness and living life to its fullest and building relationships would be top of mind. I think it was for a while, but then it was too easy to fall back into my old patterns.

I think I’m going to write my friend’s name on my bathroom mirror to remind me to not let a day go by without remembering what is important. I’m going to tell my friends and family I love them often, and I’m going to mean it. I’m going to be like Jesus was in yesterday’s Gospel when he dismissed his concern about what others would think and talked to the Samaritan woman at the well. I’m going to say “I’m sorry” and “I forgive you” and “How can I help you?” and “I love you” again and again.

And most important, I’m going to remind myself that only God knows when my life will end, and I’m going to make the most of it – not by my activities but by my positive actions and by my words.

There are times in all of our lives that we just don’t understand why something is happening to someone we care about. There, frankly, are no answers. But it just seems important to me to have something positive come out of all of this if at all possible. If one person reads this post and then reaches out to someone, perhaps someone from whom they have been estranged, my goal will be met. And maybe I will be that someone.

Saturday Smile: Let’s Go to the Talkies

searchBill is entirely comfortable being 71 years old. He likes – in fact relishes – being the patriarchal figure at our family’s gatherings. At one such gathering not too long ago, my nephew Christopher’s 6-year-old son Noah, in that absolutely nonjudgmental way kids have, asked Bill, “Are you old?”

“Yes, I guess I am,” he told Noah.

He has a most self-deprecating sense of humor. He can take a joke and often pokes fun at himself. It’s one of my favorite things about him.

Bill and I like going to the movies, but we rarely go. I’m not sure why. Yesterday morning, however, I got the idea that it might be fun to go to a movie, and he agreed. We looked at what was showing and selected Monuments Men.

Our movie date made me smile for two reasons. First, I asked Bill when the last time was that he had gone to a movie. Seriously, without even missing one single beat, and deadpan as a funeral director, he replied, “I believe it was The Jazz Singer. We were glad to finally get talkies.”

My second smile came after I told him I wanted to visit the ladies’ room before the movie started, and asked him if he would get the soda and popcorn. People who have gone to movies with me know that despite the fact that I consider myself to be a fairly generous person, I do not like to share popcorn. Generous Kris goes away and Selfish Kris steps in to take her place. But yesterday I told him I would be willing to share popcorn, and headed to the restroom.

When I came out, here is what he had purchased:

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I measured the cup when we got home. It held 48 ounces of Diet Coke. I literally had to hold it with both hands in order to take a drink. And thank goodness it was Diet Coke because that offset the 25 lb. bag of popcorn.

The other thing that I saw this week (I know — that’s two smiles) was this adorable You Tube video of Jimmy Fallon with Billy Joel. I enjoy listening to the song, but mostly I enjoy watching just how much fun they are having. Jimmy Fallon is adorable.

Monuments Men was a very good movie, by the way.

Have a good weekend.